Rakhi Jokes

Share your feelings and love with near and dear ones with our unique collection of Rakhi Jokes this Raksha Bandhan. Please feel free to share these Raksha Bandhan jokes and shers with your friends and siblings!

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro.

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
Just kidding as always.
Happy Raksha Bandhan


Funny Rakhi Jokes

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

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Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

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Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree .....